You can take them out of China, but you cannot take "China" out of them!

Single gals night at a friend's place, a vegetarian feast for four. Considering that my girl friend had never yet cooked for any of her peers in Beijing and her ability to make dishes as her flair of steering a tank, the food was surprisingly original and tasty. The other two gals, at their early twenties, however did a lot of non-vegetarian chats about the sleazy rich Chinese men and their contrived wives. Here is a story to share:

The American gal had a Chinese student who was rich and married to a pretty woman, but the wife was from some place in Hehan and unfortunately her educational portfolio was not as lucky as her look, built up by piles of mingpai. This American gal even saw this woman teaching her daughter how to squat on the toilet!

Another gal commented: "You can take those people out of China, but you cannot take China out of them!" Which is very true. As we are around by more and more rich people we hear more and more funny stories about how they show off their filthy richness by making themselves a big fool in public.

Then the topic inevitably was switched to the dirty Chinese men, those ones who had got money to burn. They have lovers, and they buy women. Bizarrely they are not afraid to blurb it as a trophy. And their wives are left home frustrated with financial security.

Speaking of why Chinese men suck ten reasons were listed last night at the table:

They are sexually frustrated but educated, and very bad in bed;
They have more sick porns than sexual partners;
They snore and spit;
They smell;
They have bad manners with women;
They think they are superior to women;
They are so spoiled and show no respect to their parents;
They don't know how to talk and be interesting;
They are very bad in bed;
Did I mention that they were very bad in bed?

Well here you go!